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This is the reason why I exist
Some time years ago.....
Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
The Fat Condom: When a homeless person in New Brunswick, NJ asks you for money and you tell them you'll buy them food. You buy a famous Fat Sandwich of your choice and slowly insert your dick in it. Then, you wrap a condom around the penetrated sandwich. You go to the homeless person and feed them the sandwich while it is still on your dick. Mmm tasty.
1) I do my best to take care of the local homeless, whenever a homeless person asks for money, I give them a big and tasty RU Hungry Fat Condom. mmmmm.
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A little machine, like the Badge it machine, where you can make your own condoms. Add flavours and colours. Comes with enough latex for 12 condoms.
I used my create your own condom kit last night.
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(trodสษn|s fajษr รฆnd ajs kษndษmz )- n.
1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.
2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.
(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thรบ', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)
1. Oh God, my dick, it feels like...oh God, please stop the pain...I shall take a vow of chasity after this... God I shall never buy Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms again!
2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom
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Wanking into condoms cause your a sick cunt
when you cbf cleaning up you wank into a condom, Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic
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the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.
"swollen nip, condom rip"
-6.5 year old me and hern
When a man is going down on a woman and sucks out a condom from the last guy she was with.
"Dude I couldn't believe it, that bitch had a wet jacket in a condom cave and I found it!"