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Where the sun doesn’t shine

The area located deep between the fluffy, buttery, back-biscuits, that someone wants to put something in, either because they are angry with you or very much love you, depending on the circumstances.

When happy and hopeful: May I please park my fleshy-torpedo in your brown starfish garage, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
When angry with someone: if you keep doing that, I’m going to put a 2 L bottle “where the sun doesn’t shine!”

by Gomer Kyle August 28, 2023


WHERE'S THE FORK

WHERE WE EATING - WTF

"WTF, WHERE'S THE FORK?"
WHERE ARE WE EATING TODAY?
HOW BAOUT MCDONALDS

by greenseqquoiaocean August 29, 2021


Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.

I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.

by Travis Castle April 21, 2018


kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows

This speaks to the act of giving a woman oral pleasure from her toes up to where her love flows - her wonderful center of sexual pleasure. This act should take several moments of delicate, selective, and sensitive kissing. Take your time for you don't know if it may ever happen again.

Brendon was trying to be poetic in a text to Allison and declared that he would give anything to be able to kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows. He waited patiently and then anxiously for her reply. Her reply provided him with a visual map for him to explore. Naturally he was so excited he took matters into his own hands before he was able to reply to her. His journey was set to begin later that evening...

by von groovy July 11, 2024


where et er

Where are you

You don’t know where your mum is so you ask ‘where et er’

by Geoff Maltby AKA the Oracle July 19, 2019


show where i asked

seriously,
show where I asked

I have million dollars
That's cool and all, but show where I asked

by Unknown User 404 April 14, 2020


take that back and put it where you stick it

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“take that back and put it where you stick it” - sammiesfriendsammie

by Oh-the-Baby-Bell June 21, 2024