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Screaming Ones

The number one in place of an exclamation point at the end of a sentence.

This occurs when someone is "screaming" in all caps but forgets to use shift for the exclamation mark.

Writing in all caps and using the number one for emphasis.

COMPUTER BY OFFICES. SLUGGISH AND STUPID111

I was so angry I used screaming ones.

YOU SUCK111

by pkwatz March 22, 2010


Firm One

A very loud and sharp noise made by The Meme Lord whenever he is asked for one. It is ordered under 10 Categories, for example a category 1 would only be a squeak while a 10 would open a black hole, killing everybody at Abington Heights High School. Any attempt or recreation of a firm one is not considered a legitimate firm one unless it is done by The Meme Lord.

There is no meaning or reasoning behind these noises, rather they can be treated as an art form.

"Meme Lord, give me a firm one!"

by The Meme Lord March 3, 2020


position one

Person who talks down to you

Don't try that position one bullshit on me.
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle

A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again

A victim of love

Position one

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021


Evans ones

When time is FUNDAMENTAL
When JCC are now accepting grade 4s
Believe you, me
When you stop the making
When Sustainability is key

Evans ones You need a grade 4
That was a Evans ones
He pulled an evans ones

by Topshotta786 October 22, 2018


One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

5👍 1👎


One erection

A popular boy band of discord rbx realm who make all the womens banana cream sandwich all in their pants women like rianne,vivi,hailey,jade ,kait crackity all just lose it when the 3 boys start singing , the members are krupta yung tablecloth, and joe.they are so good that some of the women in the discord have sent various members of the boy band NUDES.

OMG ITS ONE ERECTION SIGN MY ASSCRACK

KRUPTA PLEASE TOUCH MY SUCCULENT BREAST

by Funny minion fun April 26, 2022


one for contact

if somebody punches you, you are allowed to call one for contact and punch them back without any repercussions.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the

one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.

Jeff: "fuck you kenny!"(punch)
Kenny: "one for contact, Jeff"
Kenny: (punch)

by KennyJeff May 1, 2019