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A Horny Creep is a man who only has one thing in mind.. vagina. He tries hard to get what he can't have and will often end the night in anger and tears.
How to recognize a "Horny Creep"
1.) Dick will feel like handlebar
2.) May tickle you without stopping
3.) Say things like "Im so hard right now" or "Can you handle it"
4.) Drinks smirnoff ice
"Sean is a Horny Creep!"
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The urge to do something with your mouth, i.e. making out, giving someone a blowjob, biting someone, eating something, chewing gum, etc.
He was baffled when I announced that I was mouth-horny.
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A girl with large eyes (the owl/predator), grabs male (mouse/prey) by the penis and proceeds "peck" at it. Once he is hard she continues to flap her arms like wings, creating a pleasingly cool draft on the males penis. A chorus of "hoot hoot"s should be heard throughout"
Finlay: Bro I was with karina last night, she totally gave me the horny owl.
Scott: nice one man!
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Girl who is amazingly hot Gives Boner Boy a boner in a matter of 0.05 seconds. She is Soooo Horny All the time
Horny Heather & Boner Boy did it on the Mats at their high school, because she is so horny and now they are Legends.....BITCHES!!
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Homicidal horny is a term for when you are feeling like you are willing to kill for sex.
Yo, come over here. Lets fuck, I am homicidal horny.
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Do you really need someone to explain that to you?
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When a teacher is really feeling in the mood to give a quiz to the point of being aroused. It being a quiz which will properly show you the fifty states.
John: I heard Mr. Smith is really quiz horny today.
Joe: Yeah he gave one out in my class that was a real doozy.
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