National smack your BITCH day.
Got a girl? SMACK her
Got a boy? SMACK him
Hey babe it’s November 3
Babe: oh shit..
Roast - A - Day. Today is national roast a day meaning you can roast any friend or person as much as many times as you want.
The boys: look at this mf looking like a bulldozer
Kid: Oh it’s November 20 that’s why.
November 14 tell your crush you like them
You:I like you
Crush:y r u telling me to my face
You:it’s November 14
No Chores Day. This is the day where you do not do any freaking chores.
Mom: DO YOUR CHORES!
Me: it’s November 18. No.
Mom: UGH FINE....
Switch a hoodie,sweater,jacket with a boy or girl
Girl:tells her Friends to switch hoodies with a boy or their boyfriend
Friends:you hace to switch with a boy or your boyfriend
NOVEMBER 7
Mariah Carey defrosts, be prepared
“What day is it”
“It’s November 1st”
“Oh no, Mariah Carey is gonna defrost”
“What”
Throughout the month of November, one must not flush the toilet after defecating.
One is encouraged to go leave their house when he or she needs to use the toilet. Taking pictures and sending evidence to your friends is also highly encouraged.
No flush November example: Going to your friends house at any time in November and taking a huge crap, not flushing it and leaving it for them to find later on .