fire in the hole

1. A standard warning indicating that an explosive detonation in a confined space is imminent. (Often used as a military term when a grenade is being thrown into a bunker.)

2. A term used to describe a form of crop dusting when a person farts in an elevator just before getting off so that anyone remaining in the elevator is trapped with the lingering smell until they get to their destination floor.

A fire in the hole can also be used to describe when a person is in an elevator alone and farts just before exiting if the smell lingers long enough to accost the next person who is unfortunate enough to get onto that elevator.

Bob from accounting let a fire in the hole this morning and I couldn't breathe through my nose until we got to the fifteenth floor!

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a lexis on fire

1. mispronunciation of the band alexisonfire (alexis on fire.)

Alexisonfire is a kick-ass band

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slam firing

when you hold down the trigger of a shotgun and pump it, the gun will fire as soon as the pump reaches the forward position. not recommended because it puts lots of stress on the gun.

A massive group of zombies was approaching, so I decided to start slam firing in order to take out more faster.

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fire ants

1.when someone gets razor burn on their pub line and there's alot of red spots.

i got fire ants after shaving last week

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balls of fire

1. flaming testicles
2. a flaming sphere

He has balls of fire.
Great balls of fire.

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fire alarm

A practical joke involving the rude awakening of a person from a sleep by way of screaming "FIRE!FIRE" You will also need 1 person to situate his ass slightly above the victims face before waking him with the alarm. When the victim sits up to get out of bed, his face and nose will slam into the waiting anus of the guy above him.
A true work of art to behold.

Person 1: FIRE!FIRE!
Victim:(sits up into ass){Muffled noise}MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Person 2:HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Person 1:HAHAHAHAHAHA!You totally got fire alarmed!
Person 2: What a bitch!

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nigger on fire

when your minding your own business and all of the sudden its a baboon festival around you, and you hear and see a bunch of monkey shit in the form of ebonics and crazy ape acobatics. at this point a good nigger smashing is in order so i get out a flame thrower and hose a niggers face with it. just its head is on fire cuz its funnyer to see.

jimmy: hey that nigger on fire is funny

faggitfuck: no were all niggers lets be nice to apes were all stupid

jimmy: now im gonna flamethrower everyone!

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