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When the success rate says 90%, but really means 10%.
There's no way I should have failed....that's some straight up Dan Math right there...
Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.
Dan: Don’t tell me how to suck eggs I’m dan mosavi for gods sake.
A disgraced TV producer and Creator of Love Action Prime Time Nickelodeon Teen Coming of Age TV Sitcoms who a child abusing molester and The Biggest Douche In the Universe!
Two Friends watching Head of The Class
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!
not weekly, monthly, or annually, he’s dan daly
oh look it’s that cool guy dan daly
When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic
Boy1: are you pissing?
Boy2: No I'm doing a Dan Maher
If we don't have it you don't need it. Greatest general store in the United States, located in Norwich, Vermont since 1891.
Out of town person: This town is so small. Where do you guys buy groceries?
Town person: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Gardening Supplies?
Town: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Clothing?
Town: Dan and Whits
Town: If they don't have it you don't need it.
A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.
All hail Handy Dan