deuce bag

Synonym for d-bag. Named after the infamous Deuce.

You are such a deuce bag for being shameful.

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deuce fifty

Two dollars and fifty cents.

Throw down deuce fifty for this joint.

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double deuce

First Defintion: When someone wears underwear and then turns them inside out and wears them the next day.

Second Definition: Imagine one sitting taking a shit, he thinks he's done, reaches for the toilet paper and then has another full shitting session. A double deuce!

"Why is there a skidmark on the outside of your panties?" You double deucer!

"Sorry it took so long, I had a double deuce."

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ace deuce

Gambling terminology. Refers to a no-win situation.

I'm stuck with an 8AM Friday class. It's a total ace deuce.

You're ordering the chicken? I don't know...Sounds like you're gonna ace deuce on that one.

The airline lost your luggage? Man, you got ace deuced.

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Deuce Bigalow

When you have to drop a deuce--bigtime...

Listen here chump sucka! I gotta Deuce Bigalow... Ya jive?

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deuce

A man with a large penis

Girl says "That boy is a deuce!"

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deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe

1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

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