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a girl that got you doin' things that you wouldn't normally do
"man she got you open like a freeway at 3 in the morning"
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When you receive criticism followed by an insincere compliment, usually at a job review. Done when someone gets so upset after criticism that they are pacified with a "compliment" in order to shut them up.
Chris was mad because his job review was terrible, so his boss made up a random compliment to make him feel better. Chris did not fall for this Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich and remained angry. Grrr.
See also: Compliment Sandwich.
An individual who has a healthy desire to consume massive quanities of semen thus proving their royal lineage amongst the lesser penis enhalers.
That Todd is such an open-jawed jizz queen. If he isnt careful he's going to need his stomach pumped ala Rod Stewart style.
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quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
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When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners
Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.
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Buy the most expensive bottle of hard liquor or beer you can afford then find a someone else who has also been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smash the bottle either on them or on their property while they are present. All the while yelling: "Open container bitch."
Brandon: "Why did you hit me with that bottle man? What the hell is wrong with you?"
Damon: "Open Container Bitch!"
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Seat of learning where those who failed in their education can get a second chance to fail again, but this time through second rate tutors and those who can't thrive in the mainstream.
Let's just say its easier to climb the greasy pole of academia in the Open University that other 'proper' universities.
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