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Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.
Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.
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Paiting the glass and seams of a window in a crack house so that "The neighbors can't look in and the (crack, weed) smoke can't get out."
CRACKHEAD 1:
"I found an old paint can outside."
CRACKHEAD 2:
"Oh, hell yeah!"
CRACKHEAD 1:
"Paint the windows shut. Paint the windows shut."
CRACKHEAD 2:
"Paint the window shut. Paint the window shut."
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a blow job; a blow job characterized by the up and down licking motion of the tongue.
Guy 1: "Yo, did you take home that girl that you met at the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, man!"
Guy 1: "Did you get her to paint the treehouse?"
Guy 2: "Yup, she even put a second coat of paint on later!"
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When a man rubs his penis like a paintbrush all over a girls face until he cums
Rob wants to paint her face tonight
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Sucking on ones penis to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the penis.
some bitch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.
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Fingering a woman while on her period, then proceed to paint a picture on her stomach with the blood.
Last night I was Chinese finger painting the Mona Lisa.
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Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.
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Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."
Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."
Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."
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