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When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse
John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster
An extremely small penis.
"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."
Being in an irritable, grumpy mood.
"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."
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is person that doesnt wear pants and just walks/skates around in his or david jensens boxers. also doesnt stop touching you even when you flip out on him to stop.
thank god cody no pants isnt here
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Slang term used for adult diapers or other miscellany incontinence aids. Popular among the senior citizen sect for long drives in the 'Cadillac-car' and long sits on the front porch.
My grandmother spent twelve straight hours playing the slots in Atlantic City. This would have been impossible had it not been for her casino pants.
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1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up
"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."
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An interesting variation on "what the fuck".
Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.
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