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Generally grand parents find them selves forced back into the business of raising kids, when their adult children become junkies, and are no longer able to care for their spawn.
Next door neighbors are now rewind parents, canceling retirement, to raise there grankids after its mother was declared an unfit mother.
A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40
"Damn she looks like a grandma parent"
Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.
The polite way of using your child as an excuse.
Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
mega small penis, very gay, extra oily belly
ey, thats a parente right there!
yo, you sound like a parente right now
The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
a person who isn't biological related to someone but takes the role of a parent, ON LOCATION!
Parent Locatis (parent on location!) means: a person who isn't biological related to someone but takes the role of a parent, ON LOCATION!
A gender neutral and non-religious way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Parent of Universe, what happened to you?
Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!