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Someone who loves sour patch kids too much.
She sucked me off for a bag of sour patch kids, she a sour patch slut for sure!
A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
1. Being a pussy on a higher level requireing the addition of patch. Mainly related to lack of parting, drinking, smoking, etc.
"What? You don't want to come to the bar? Don't be such a puss patch."
"You don't want to hit this joint? Wow you are the biggest puss patch."
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Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.
Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.
when someone has a clump of pubic hair that is a different color than the rest of their pubes
bro, I need to redye my sour patch, I've got a girl coming over.
I saw his sour patch last night
When you shove sour patch kids in her vagina and eat her out like a child eating and ice cream cone.
“I total sour-patched your mom.”
To eat a bad substance or for and having to take a shit after
I mixed some sour patches and I was shitting my ass out for 2 days