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Paul Pelo is a French football player who moved to the Possum Grape island off the west coast of Scotland. He soon created his own football team called ''Auchenshoogle FC''. Paul Pelo did this as no other team known to man was good enough to sign him so he came to the conclusion that the only logical thing to do was create an elite team of players worthy of Paul Pelo's commitment this started with the signing of '' Dylan Richardson'' and his very own son ''Paki Pelo'' soon followed 2 years later by '' Max Valiente''. Paul Pelo took his club from the ground up with his usual outside the box freekicks, outstanding penalties that never fail to hit the back of the net and unnecessary fake shots. His large pink afro and goatee make him stand out on the pitch and his 6'2 height advantage makes him a great captain and owner of the mighty club, along with his serious and strong taste in communism, racism , sexism and homophobia. He also hates every religion other than protestants. Paul Pelo isn't just a talented footballed he is also an award winning joiner and porn star. Pelo is also the son of God and brother of Jesus Christ which yes does make Paki Pelo the nephew of Jesus Christ. This grants Paul Pelo the power of speed, flight, immortality and many others. He took the club through highs and lows and now sits in division 5 hoping for promotion.
Man 1: Is that the man, the myth, the legend Paul Pelo he is like my favourite footballer ever and I pray to him every night. I even read about him in the Bible last night.
Man 2: Yes it is
the most cancerous thing ever on earth he caused all of the dinosaurs to die
'' what is that'' '' oh shit run it is jake paul
jake paul is a mother fucking asshole who is inappropriate he's disgusting I lost full respect for him he's a hoe he's trash and ew
Like does he not fucking know that his fan base is like 12 and below like most of them
he was only useing erika costell for views We all knew it was her it doesn't fucking matter he's such a bitch
And the fact like she didn't do shit to him and she misses him and he dont give af
he's still inspiring as in paying for ur own mansion and getting a lot of cars but other than that he's garbage
he only cares about getting high and drunk
HES A MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE IF U SEE THIS UNSUBSCRIBE TO HIM
jake paul is a fucking bitchass hoe
A person who is awesome,understanding,kind,and never a bad person
Gary-Paul is funny
A major contributor to the fuel industries of the united kingdom and other facets of Europe. Mainly created facilities for coal and oil mining. Is known as a controversial figure due to his consistent and potent homoerotic behaviours commonly exhibited to his peers and sometimes his very own workers.
"Paul Hughes's corpse was allegedly defiled and removed from his grave. The anonymous criminal left a note at the scene just a month later with a horrific statement. It reads " Paul Hughes was honestly kind of packing" The Hughes family descendants are desperate to find a culprit" - Paul Hughes: Disrespected Legend, thesun.co.uk/PaulHughes:DisrespectedLegend,