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There are 2 types of rich people.
1: The worked for it. These guys have usually been born into a middle-class family, and worked their way up. They are some of the nicest people you will ever meet, and are very generous, there are very few worked for it assholes.
2: The "worked for it". These people are always born into an incredibly rich family, they are most likely assholes that dont understand the privilige they have and will constantly flex about how much money they have, and act like they earned it. Hates the homeless, dosent understand how terrible of a situation a homeless person is in and acts like they are assholes that deserve to be hated. These people need to have their money taken away for 5 days, to understand what its like to be poor and not live with a private army, mansion, limousine, butler, an exotic pet, and good food and drinks.
Rich People Type 1:
Person 1: (casually walking by the street)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 2: Got change?
Person 1: Yeah man, you know, im gonna get you out of this shit and set you for life, its what you deserve, man.
Person 2: This isnt real, right?
Person 1: Real.
Person 2: You are the nicest person ive ever met.
Rich People Type 2:
Person 1: (riding in limousine)
Person 1: (notices poor person)
Person 1: (lowers windshield) Hey loser! You wanna get up in life?
Person 2: Yes please, that would be the kindest thing you could do for me.
Person 1: (flips bird) Nah loser! Work for it lazy ass bum!
(person 1 lowers windshield while laughing retardedly)
Person 3: (driving limousine) You should live without money for a while, learn how terribly stacked the odds are against that poor, poor man.
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People who are born in the U.K who have no teeth and have weird accents. Their only comeback is “AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS ARENT GETTING SHOT UP.”
“I was talking to a british person and he is extremely gay and sucks big hard black penis.” “Well next time tell him he has no teeth and has a weird accent” “Okay” 5 hours later… “He said AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS ARENT GETTING SHOT UP!” Yeah that’s british people for you… They dont have any other comebacks.
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Term for people who are not gypsies/travellers.
Used by the Irish traveller community.
Derivatives include: country-girl, country-boy
mixing with non-travellers, or country people, is discouraged
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Ordinary people are a mysterious race, unheard of and misunderstood. It is said in the ancient Greek texts that ordinary people inhabit the northern forests of Albania. They closely resemble you and me, except for their uncanny lack of sex appeal.
A camera is incapable of capturing even a single image of an ordinary person, as the audience's sheer disinterest would cause the television to implode.
A: So I'm looking to make a documentary about the legendary Ordinary People--
B: <dies instantly of boredom>
A: Oh fuck, not again.
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The group of people who have very shiny heads and get smacked alot
Person number1: Yo did you see that group of bald people!
Person number 2: Yeah Man! I want to smack their heads!
Person number 1: Let's Go!
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slang: term for people who do what you tell them, people who follow what you do; posers.
Derived from misinterpreted lyrics from a song from "The Prodigy" of the same name.
All of a sudden, Alexis and her friends stopped wearing their fall out boy shirts and now they're wearing slayer tees and tripp pants. They're such voodoo people!
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