one who plunders the hoes. One who vandalizes the anal hole of hoes, like a bloody pirate.
"damn, johnny plundered that hoe like the thot pirate he is!"
A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
One who enjoys pirating the 7 seas of another man's rectum. An ass pirate.
Man, that kid is a buckle pirate and a half.
A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.
After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.
Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.
Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.
A man who steals young girls virginities.
the man was known to be the cause of a girl losing virginity; he was a cherry pirate.
The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.
<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
A person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.
Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.