Polish wheelbarrow race

That's when u don't use your hands to carry the women or man to there destination

I gave that chick a hell of a Polish wheelbarrow race , you better believe she left skid marks at the finish line!

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Can't polish a turd

No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole.

Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'

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pipe polisher

sucking a mean japs eye. sucking penis.
a missle willie in the mouth.a stroke of luck.pipe fitting. lube job. masterbation on a bitches face. and yelling clean it bitch.

that girls nickname is pipe polisher molly.

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Polish Deli

any place such as a bar, work office, football game or strip club where the number of guys exceeds the number of girls.

aka: sausage fest

Drunk Girl #1: This bar is filled with pervy guys! Let's go to the bar next door!

Drunk Girl #2: Yea, this place is a polish deli! I bet all the bars on this block are polish delis!

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Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

polish side car

Riding his kielbasa till he kapousta's in her golabki.

She road me like a polish side car

Polish my silver

When a man or woman lubricates ones self in the vaginal area or dick or anus for an upcoming event.

Hey babe, I'll be sure to "Polish my silver" real good tonight...wouldn't want anything to tear.

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