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Post Toastied: to get completely wrecked, obliterated, or defeated- burned to a crisp, blown away by explosives, or melted- usually with the addition of sizzle or smoke.
"Wow, those two guys who just set off the dynamite were post toastied." "My burger was post toastied- it was totally soot black on the edges!" ""Oooh, did you see that sheep fall into the lava? it was post toastied."
A word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, "slumped out" type of male.
Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.
A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.
Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.
A post or comment made by a non-member of an online community or forum.
This subreddit allows a guest post as long as it fits the reddiquette standards.
The leftover shampoo one does not rinse out while showering.
Johnny, your post-suds are leaving a jerry-curl soul-glow stain on my brand new couch.
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Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.
"Crap, that post-zinger would have been a great zinger!"
When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.