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When you make your girl squirt enough to fill a jar.
Ferment that shit for a week.
Then you got pussy vinegar, multipurpose!
Fred: Hey mike, this vinegar's pretty tasty on these fries!
Mike: Shit man thats stacey's pussy vinegar from last week!
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A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.
"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"
"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"
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Passport pussy is all the great sex a woman promises a man if he takes her on a trip outside of the country. In this case the man generally pays most of or all the associated expenses of the trip.
Woman - You should take me with you to Cancun. It will be cheap. I can share a room with you. Just think of all the great sex we'll have together.
Man - Nah, I am not paying for any Passport Pussy!
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When you get vagina quickly or easily.
Connor just secured some easy pussy from Keran!
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A plastic surgeon's imitation pussy
Phil: I got aftermarket pussy, the non binary kind.
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A pussy that makes a men nut fast while fucking, a super wet Pussy, a Pussy that grips the dick.
That girl made he nut in 3 minutes,she got some good pussy
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A man who does whatever his girlfriend/wife tells him.
My dad, he is so pussy whipped he cannot think for himself any more.
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