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Fishing, hunting and noodling are cultural necessities. The rest of organized sports is too faggy, girly or top heavy with rich, lippy Knee Grows or Puerto Ricans such as are in baseball. Any serious Redneck is a NASCAR Historian and wept for days after Dale Earnhardt met his demise on that fateful day in 2001.
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When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.
"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."
My god they have beer at walmart! Its a redneck wonderland...
The Preppy Redneck is essentially a wannabe classic redneck who's rich daddies buy everything for them. They are often members of private schools, drive mint condition full size trucks with lift kits, wear Carhartt, Costas and camo ball caps. The Preppy Redneck never actually hunts, fishes, or goes to the river. They simply love to show off their rebellious ideations without actually rebelling. You'll find the preppy redneck possessing either a George Lucas beard or a goatee. Local women completely lose all logic and self respect over the Preppy Redneck man. They are found primarily in suburban Alabama and Georgia.
Hipster: Sweet Yah, that preppy redneck's existential purpose is nearly as ironic as my wardrobe!
Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?
Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!
A holiday that falls on the 28th of February every year where one dresses up as as much of a redneck as possible.
Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.
“Bro, what color flannel are you doing for redneck day?”
“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”
The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.
I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.
The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.
Tom's a sick pedofile, someone should give him a redneck tampon!