The Preppy Redneck is essentially a wannabe classic redneck who's rich daddies buy everything for them. They are often members of private schools, drive mint condition full size trucks with lift kits, wear Carhartt, Costas and camo ball caps. The Preppy Redneck never actually hunts, fishes, or goes to the river. They simply love to show off their rebellious ideations without actually rebelling. You'll find the preppy redneck possessing either a George Lucas beard or a goatee. Local women completely lose all logic and self respect over the Preppy Redneck man. They are found primarily in suburban Alabama and Georgia.
Hipster: Sweet Yah, that preppy redneck's existential purpose is nearly as ironic as my wardrobe!
Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?
Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!
When you spit chewing tobacco juice on each other during a sexual encounter.
I gave my old lady a redneck bukkake last night!
Redneck Princess, She is Redneck when she is mad her whole face and neck turns red, but She is Pretty as and as intelligent as a Princess. She loves Jesus and is not afraid to show it. Since 1999.
She can run with the guys an keep up with them an is beautiful doing it. She owns her own truck and can work on it herself. She also drives her own Semi Truck, ikes the Truck Stops because she meets lots of different people.
Since 1999
Her Citizens Band Radio handel is Redneck Princess, she also uses it for her online accounts.
Redneck RapRock is a style of music most commonly associated with Rockoetry INC, a music company founded by Tim Moore in the late 1990s. The music in a Redneck RapRock song is dominated by bass and drums, with the lead instrument being usually being the bass. Lyrical themes usually include sex and drugs, and are often fill with obscenities. The most famous Redneck RapRock group would be Morning Wood, a Florida band led by drummer Moore and bassist/vocalist Don Ellis.
Redneck RapRock is a style of music that usually appeals to teenage boys, who are known to like toilet humor and themes connected to sex and drugs.
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Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.
Appearance fishermen at first glance they might talk very idiotically, they're usually intellectually challenged. And they have very little of common sense as they are derived from social life during the day of fishing, the average fisherman have a dental issues. Also they only wear boots.
Average Greenlandic Redneck stop their education after they have finished public school because they turn their attention to fishing and hunting. Because of their long time hunting and fishing they develop a thing called “fisher accent/language” in which they swing their arms around and wave when they are telling stories and you can usually spot them from far away.
Person 1: I can hear a redneck somewhere
Person 2: How?
Person 1: By how he’s speaking, listen!
Greenlandic Redneck: Tas' unakassangaasi taraajartaale' qaa' aaq
The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.
Tom's a sick pedofile, someone should give him a redneck tampon!