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Birthday Relationship Exploit

The BRE is a concept of getting with someone, having a relationship and having sex with them, followed by making them buy you presents because it "turns out" that soon it's your birthday (surprise surprise). Must be planned in advanced - birthdays shouldn't match.

After you have profitted, your next destination is of course Dump City.

"You're with Sarah now? Seriously?"
"Na, just a Birthday Relationship Exploit. She's the one with the super rich parents, remember?"

by A_E_M September 25, 2015

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LIGHT SWITCH RELATIONSHIP

when you keep goin back out with the same person a bunch of times.

i love this gurl to bad we have a light switch relationship

by Solomon Williams November 22, 2006

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Love hate relationship

Two people who simultaneously are in love and also hate each others guts.
Example: ToniAnn and Kyle

"Man, ToniAnn and Kyle are dating for the sixth time, they have a real love hate relationship"

by Do It With A Smile 101 December 25, 2015

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Pseudo-Emotional Relationship

A relationship relying on a media which cannot convey emotion; rather, inspire emotional responses based solely on the interpretation of the recipient which, being constructed almost entirely from their own idealistic expectations, often proves to be falsely based. Commonly found in "catfish" cases (see Catfish).

I've been talking to Amy and we're completely in love with each other. I've only ever spoken to her on facebook, and she says she doesn't have a webcam, but I love her with all my heart and I want to marry her.

- Since the only medium in which any contact has been made is just text-based, any emotions are created by the recipient, not the proposer. Hence, the emotion is not actually consistent between both parties, resulting in a pseudo-emotional relationship.

by myrightnut May 6, 2015

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Starter-Kit Relationship

A meaningless relationship between the ages of 12 and 15, in which you sit together at lunch and occasionally hold hands.

My starter-kit relationship consisted of touching her thigh...once.

by Trench-Town August 21, 2009

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Buffer Relationship Status

A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.

Yeah, well Mary and Jack broke up. So I think it's just her Buffer Relationship Status

by sammysan517 February 26, 2011

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Mc Ds Relationship

When someone can't wait to find a worthy girlfriend of boyfriend so instead, so they can fill the void quickly, they take whoever is available. This process is known as "taking the drive-thru."

Sister is tired of dating losers but she's not willing to wait around to meet someone worthy. She has to have a relationship at all times. She was doing good saying she was going to wait to meet someone who was right for her, but then she got lonely and this guy who liked her kept calling her. She ended up taking the drive-thru and now he's her boyfriend. She doesn't even really like him but she couldn't wait and took the Mc Ds Relationship route again.

by Snow222 December 17, 2007

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