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When a woman sits on your face with her vagina directly over your mouth (the females clitoris is at the tip of your nose) and you let her ride your face until she orgasms.
(first person): Dude last night Susan came three times in my mouth.
(second person): dude you let her ride the bike?! Awesome!!!
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Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
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A person who chooses someone’s side or defends someone during a roast session unprovoked.
Person A: nah that’s why you’re broke asf
Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?
Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.
Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?
Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.
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Sitting in the owners corner (adjacent seat to the driver, usually behind)of a moving vehicle that isn't yours. Especially with friends
I'm riding boss on the bentley with you guys
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get a ride. .
Hey man can I slide a ride with you?
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An expression of such utter boredom that effortless joyriding on a robot seems the last thing left to do.
Pretending you are a shark chasing prey is meant to add some entertainment even though you know you just look sad.
When:
You are a smart cat who has matured...
The mystery of the red dot has been solved...
Harassing the dog isn't as entertaining as it once was...
Life is so boring that even catnip doesn't do it for you anymore...
What can you do?
You can always Ride the Roomba.
*From the Youtube video of Max the cat riding the Roomba brand robotic vacuum cleaner, (in a shark costume).
"Hey what are you doing this weekend?" "Oh, I dunno, maybe riding the roomba."
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