Russian Rocket

When you are having anal sex and your partner farts as you ejaculate causing a blast off experience!!!

Melissa: Danm girl!! what happened to your head???
Destinee: Well, Mark was giving it to me saucy last night and by saucy i mean I ate a hefty meal at applebees.
Melissa: eww girl, thats disgusting I haven't eaten there since I got my penis removed!! but go on.....
Destinee: Anyway weirdo!! I butt-trumpeted real hard right as he came and I blasted off hitting my head on the ceiling!!!
Melissa: Danm girl, you know eating at applebees is correlated to a higher potential of the Russian Rocket.

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red rocket

A dogs hard cock ready for sex. My sisters dog has a bigger one than me.

And then I sucked its red rocket

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ROFL Rockets

Said as it is spelled ( e.g. Raw-full) not as an acronym* ( e.g. R-O-F-L). Means that something is so explodingly funny, that you do not stop laughing for at least thirty seconds.

*Comes from the acronym ROFL meaning Rolling On Floor Laughing

Jim: Oh my god, I just scared my and it ran into the wall!

Mike: Holy crap! ROFL Rockets.

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the copter rocket

(verb)- to twist your nutsac above your balls in the act of getting a BJ. Then as you blow, pull out your dick, let go of your nuts, letting them unwind, and scream while unloading rocket jizz( aiming for the eyes ), " YOU'VE BEEN SHOT BY MY COPTER ROCKET!"

YOU: "Get ready for the copter rocket Bitch!"
Bitch:" ahh it burns!"

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crotch rocket

Another name for a sportsbike. Faster, Lighter, MORE Fuel Efficient and better looking than those shitty ass rusted up Buicks in our auto shop.

My crotch rocket can outrun any car you put against it. ANY!

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chocolate rocket

when a girl shits in her hand and jacks you off.

my wife loves to shit in her hand and give me a chocolate rocket.

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crotch rocket

A type of rocket that is most effective when shot at someone's crotch.

"Alright troops, remember to aim at the crotch with that crotch rocket."

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