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jerking off before a date when your sure your goin to get laid so you dont blow your load too soon during sex
I'm going to go and rub out the easy one before I go out with Jessica.
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The act of foot to genital stimulation. This will end in a sticky mess if done correctly. Alcohol is usually involved.
Savko just gave me a Los Feliz Foot Rub. I think she gave athletes cock if you know what I mean.
to stroke your cock up and down until you nut everywhere
Go rub your chub when you get home you faggot
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Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.
I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.
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On April 24 you gotta rub that clit till she be shaking you got days to grab tits and ass you also gotta mess with the other parts of the body. You can’t stop until she fully made her pants turn from grey to black from being so wet.
Example 1: have fun on national rub clit day
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This Is A Reply When Someone Tries To Shove Good News Down Your Throat Its A Nice Way Of Saying Blow Me
1. Woo-Woo I Played Your License Plate And Just Hit The Pick-It
Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck
2. Girl My Baby Just Bought Me This New Coach Bag
Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck
3. I Just Got Engaged Are You Happy For Me?
Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck
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A hand job performed with cayenne pepper. Peppery H.J. must continue until paramedics arrive.
You know what he needs? A good kansas city dry-rub!
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