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A thing with 4 wheels with a slow Diesel engine. It often produces a lot of smoke
Guy 1: OMG! Is that a fire?
Guy 2: No. It’s just a douchebag showing off his seat ibiza
It's when you put your arm around your friend's bag strap at the end of the school day and then you both spin around in circles.
It was the end of another school day, a dude was walking with his best friend to the car parking lot and he only had one strap around his shoulder so the friend put HIS arm around the other free strap and they together spun around in circles; the act was coffee seat as.
A british phrase that means "Get a seat".
Usually used when you and a friend wants to get seats quickly
"Come on George! Lets cop a seat."
A pilot with 0 PIC time (pilot in command) who got hired at the top through daddies connections.
Hey did you hear about John? He scored a gig at the majors !
Yeah he is a right seat chump though.
Oh what a shame ...
Mooning, intentional or otherwise
When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.
A man who is a whore and is available to all who try
“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”
Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.
In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.