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Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 22, 2009


ship it or shoot it

Ship it:putting two people together i ship it
Shoot it:rejecting a ship

Jamie asked the squad ship it or shoot it when referring to the ship if the squad

by Madds18 December 9, 2015


Ship up or ship out

Get higher in the ship, or get off of the ship!

If you want to stay here, you need to ship up or ship out!

by Husbanito July 25, 2020


Unholy ship

Basically a ship that so bad/wrong it’s really cringe

Example :
Person 1: I ship cartman and Kyle!
Person 2: Dude that is such an unholy ship.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Cartman and Kyle hate each other!
Person 1: Oh.

by Tordindamix June 10, 2023


Con ship

A Con ship is a problematical ship that can be either contain paedophilia,incest,grooming ect.
Most proships are toxic and aren't legal. Con meaning negative.

Example:
Me: "Oh my favourite ship is Brother(minor)x Sister(Adult)"
You: "Ew that's disgusting! Get away from me Conshipper"
A Con ship is a problematical ship that can be either contain paedophilia,incest,grooming ect.
Most proships are toxic and aren't legal. Con meaning negative.

by RosieeBloom November 4, 2022


I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019


speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017