sticky shorts

1) When you cum in your boxer shorts, leaving them sticky. Usually caused by either having a wet dream or by jacking off.

2) Shorts worn by a females that are so tight they hug the girls bum cleavage, so it can be clearly seen. Sometimes also associated with cameltoes. So named as they appear to stick to the bum.

1) I dreamt about my girlfriend naked last night, but when I woke up, I found I had sticky shorts

2) Did you see that ass - she was totally wearing sticky shorts

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short strokin

pulling on one's penis even though no erection is present or desired

work got called off so i sat around the house and was short strokin it all day

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short sword

1. a weapon used along time ago by knights and other people who don't compinsate for there smallness. Aka the bastard sword.
2. another name for the penis.

1."I love to cut people up with my short sword."
2."You should not follow your short sword."

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short bus

A line of about 2 or 3 people waiting to have sex with a female in the room. The term is used when there is not enough people to be considered a train.

"This girl is really trying to have this train happen, let's go"
"But there's only 3 of us, it's not much of a train"
"Guess we'll just run a short bus"

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short torso

Having a shorter than average torso size compared to the rest of your body

I'm stuff after eating that slice of pizza because of my short torso.

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short shot

Short shot is slang for when someone takes too long to ejaculate during sex.

Last night I had sex with Randy, but it turns out he's a short shot.

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you're short

DC term to say you're screwed/that's your problem. Like when you are short on money, it's an issue you have to deal with, which is where the term stems from

"Hey son I needa ride and don't got bread for a cab, can u pick me up?"

"Naw son I'm not around ur way and don't got gas like that, so you're short"

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