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What some takes a shower but plugs the bath so the water collects at the bottom. Once done showering that someone then relaxes in the bath created without wasting any more water.
"Hey nice practice."
"But tiring! I'm gonna take shower bath the second I get home."
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Where you stradle a girl or boy and piss on them.
Taco wouldn't shut up so I gave him a piss shower.
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Shower thought- A thought that people think of but is more like a question
Example 1: Do dogs dream in color?
Example 2: When a baby is born, What language do they use? Shower Thought
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to masturbate. Basically to "prepare to shower". It is a lot more convenient to masturbate and jizz all over yourself before you shower so you can wash it off. Or in a girls case... I don't know maybe they just like to do it before they get in the shower, which is extremely sexy for some reason.
I'm not allowed to shower prep for two weeks because my girlfriend wants me to save it for her. Wow she is horny.
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What Tiger Woods wanted to do to Joslyn James
- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
Original Tiger Woods Text Messages:
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a GOLDEN SHOWER done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you
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The act of cleansing oneself in a public batrhoom. Typically this is done by removing the shirt and splashing water on the underarm and using liquid hand soap to get rid of a day's worth of sweat.
Dude, did you see that guy taking a Mexican Shower at the gas station? He must have been trying to clean up after a day of landscaping on his way to his job cleaning dishes at the taqueria!
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The over-usage of any musk, cologne, body spray, or perfume. Named after people of italian descent, they will soak themselves in these scents without even noticing the nose burning, and sometimes eye-watering effects.
Logan: What's that horendous smell?
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now
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