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When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!
Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??
Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
The unfortunate event when your duvet rolls into a folded mound inside your cover leaving with you a slither of bedsheet to cling to as you shiver like a dog shitting razor blades.
I woke up last night with a duvet-slug smothering the central portion of my body whilst my extremities were covered by a pathetic area of bed sheet..
The art of sounding the penis with a gummy worm then blowing your load in her mouth to give her the salty slug.
My wife was so happy last night, I blew my salty slug in the back of her throat and the gummy worm came back out her nose...
People who use saltyslug.com online community.
I went to SaltySlug.com and found a bunch of Salty Slugs int he community.
Old hag with money, having her slug tounge sucked by a gigolo.
A girl with horribly big eyebrows who is clingy and annoying and wont let you have any more friends. She also makes you follow her around and then do the stuff she made you follow her round for, generally she looks like : a toe, o foot, a toad or a whore.
sallamandy: Wow. Rebecca is such a Clingy slug! She wont let me be friends with Tabitha!
rebecca: Im rebecca! Go finger your mother and Tabitha!
keeping a tad bit of cum/semean in between your pointer finger and thumb to wipe on someone/something later in day
“bro i wiped a thumb slug on brad after he called me a dick today”
“dave mad fun of me yesterday so i’m going to cum thumb slug him today”