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1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.
Vagina Stampede
1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.
Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"
Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."
"I'm not Muslim."
"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"
1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.
the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.
dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!
Fishing for stamps is slang for living off of government welfare, in Canada's eastern provinces, fisherman fish for four months of the year, and for the other eight months, they live off welfare because they don't know how to provide for their families otherwise.
Now that lobster season was over Bill and John would be fishing for stamps to provide income for their families
When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.
another word for mushroom stamp or mushroom welt .
when you’re smacked with a hard penis and it leaves a mark outlining the penis.
I gave that chick such a pickle stamp on her forehead , it was bright red across her whole forehead ; i even took a pic of it .
When a girl acts like she’s gonna send you nudes then doesn’t.
Guy: Bruh this girl was acting like she was gonna slide through with the pics but didn’t.
Other Guy: Man you got dry stamped!
Type of person that watches his own parents homemade porno tape.
Stephen stamps is a pussy boy