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That thing your mother marries when your real father is no where to be found. At first he seems okay, he buys your family stuff and is seemingly nice. Then after a couple of months of marrige to your mother he becomes more assholish, then him and your mother are fighting, and what does the asshole do? He punches your mother in the fuckin face! He is the anti-christ. Don't be suprised if you want to kill him or throw something at the sumer toothed son of a bitch!
Chicka 1: I hate my step dad he is such an asshat
Chicka 2: yeah, I hate my step douche-bag too...
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Children your ex has after you are apart.
This is my son Bobby, and this is his half-brother, my Reverse Step Kid Michael.
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When you bring a girl home from a night out but she doesnt put out. Its the question your friend would ask to see if she at least provided some ORAL entertainment.
Friend 1: How did you get on with that girl from last night?
Friend 2: Ah it was OK but she wouldnt put out...
Friend 1: Well did she at least step up to the mic?
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your sugar daddy's or sugar husband's wife that is his sugar mommy.
Who is Tatjana?
She is Maja's sugar step wife.
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A mother figure to a child that is not married to the father.
A mother figure that stepped-up to the plate.
This is my dad and step-up mom, they take care of me.
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Cock blocking yourself, getting into a situation where you fuck your own stupid ass over.
"Stepping on your dick"
Having your best friend Joseph remind you of your dumb ass getting busted when you were cheating on your girlfriend, while you all are having a lovely dinner together.
Noe kept "Stepping on his dick" because he was trying to fuck his girlfriend and a neighbor slut, Define Slut:(Side piece) or (Daddy's little cum dumpster). However he wasn't smooth enough and he kept getting busted while inserting his junk up into his sluts love pipes or piss flaps.
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the sydney hang-out for all emo, scene and indie kids to hang around, smoking and whining about lads.
they all claim to hate emo's who are totally unconforming, yet they all dress the same and hate the same things.
Recently, there's been alot of emo bashings, some caused by lads.
"check out those emo's. i wish someone would just wipe their hair out of their eyes and send them someplace else. they dont belong around here, cluttering up town hall steps."
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