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a person who's cis, heterosexual that says they're only attracted to cis gender people of the opposite gender as them. they justify their transphobia as "preference" and say they are part of the LBGTQ+ even though the community is formed by trans and/or queer people and they are neither.
they use the colors of grinder (gay dates app) and "ss" is fascist
In their logic they shouldn't even date a bi, cis person of the opposite gender lol
we're in 2021: a trans woman is a woman and a trans man is a man. It's ok to have preferences and say "i won't date her because she's trans and i prefer ci gender woman/ vagina" BUT IT'S NOT OKAY to say "i won't date her because she's trans and even if she has vagina, act like a woman and everything i don't see her as a woman".
x: i am super straight
x: no, your're transphobic and gave little shrimp energy
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The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!
Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!
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Dumbasses who want to be oppressed so badly they can’t call themselves straight and made their flag p0rn hub colors.
Person 1: Are you straight?
Person 2: No, I’m “super straight”
Person 1: wtf was the point of this except bringing people down and making an embarrassment of yourself?
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One who is tall and obese usually of Guyanese decent characterized by the need to be a metrosexual by going to the gym while on the Atkins diet that he cannot stay on for more than a week. Often described as doofy looking, extremely unintelligent, oblivious, and a virgin whose only goal in life is to attain total happiness by engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely attractive woman. More often than not can be found sitting at home online almost every hour of the day while watching television contemplating whether to talk to a woman online that he had bought $70 dollar shoes for that has no interest in him and is only using him for the sole purpose of money and making CDs.
Mike says, "Just wait till I'm Super Pimp, then I'll be able to fuck 100 girls or more in a year."
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when you eat so much junk food/ drink so much beer during the Super Bowl that you have a bowel movement equivalent to nuclear diarrhea
Dad: Son, where have you been? You missed Bruce Springsteen!
Son: Shit! It cause I drank too much and got the Super Bowels during the second quarter!
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When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Take a water gun and jizz inside of it. Then squirt it all over your girl and scream like the kids in the super soaker commercials.
"My girl wanted a super soaker last night, I had to use the water gun from your bedroom." "Fuck you."
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A bunch of small dick boys/ saggy pussy girls who created a so called sexuality to justify their extreme transphobia. The law states that if u meet a super straight individual, u can spit on them. This spit is allowed to be extremely juicy, just the way they like it. Most of them probably do like to get fucked in the ass occasionally but they do not have the balls to come out of the closet.
max: "hey dude, i am coming out as super straight to you. This was a very hard decision and I m happy to be out of the closet now! *laughs*"
jacob: *SPITS VIOLENTLY ON MAX*
max: "why did you do that man?"
jacob:"this ones for u, you transphobic incel" *KICKS IN BALLS*
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