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The Surprise Party

When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!

I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.

by Fortunato5 March 24, 2015


Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.

That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it

by Strikefv October 18, 2023


Surprise Mustache

The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.

Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.

by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 20, 2022


L.O.L SURPRISE

Lol dolls, but surprises, do you want your kid to wake up and see a giant surprise lol doll that poops, pees, and throws up?

“Mom, can I have a L.O.L Surprise?”
“Do you want to clean up after it?”

by Lol dolls October 28, 2021


Toilette Surprise

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.

Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...

by indigo1er August 09, 2010


Surprise Nugget

A piece of poo that can't be flushed despite numerous attempts.

I just went to the bathroom and Paige has left a Surprise Nugget in the toilet.

by Surprise Nugget June 12, 2017


vampire surprise

When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth

i just gave mary a vampire surprise

by cottonPickker February 08, 2019