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When you finish your Mc Donald's and there's a few chips left at the bottom of the bag.
that was a nice Mc Donald's (looks in bag) oh yes! Some surprise chips left over!
When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.
Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!
When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.
Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.
When someone gives a blowjob without their dentures in
Bro I got a gummy surprise at the old folk’s home today
When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
A piece of poo that can't be flushed despite numerous attempts.
I just went to the bathroom and Paige has left a Surprise Nugget in the toilet.
When your sugar daddy filed for bankruptcy.
Stat was so pissed when he got a peasant surprise! He thought it meant something else..