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When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!
I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.
Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.
Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it
The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.
Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.
Lol dolls, but surprises, do you want your kid to wake up and see a giant surprise lol doll that poops, pees, and throws up?
“Mom, can I have a L.O.L Surprise?”
“Do you want to clean up after it?”
When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
A piece of poo that can't be flushed despite numerous attempts.
I just went to the bathroom and Paige has left a Surprise Nugget in the toilet.
When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth
i just gave mary a vampire surprise