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When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.
"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"
A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.
I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.
When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.
Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!
When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.
Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.
A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."
Another name for a boner that one gets for no reason.
Yo babe, I got you a surprise popper.
gravy with some salt and marshmallows
i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes