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The act of sitting on a beer tap, in so far as it goes inside your rectum. It can be performed with a standard pressurized beer tap but often times, without one available, a hand tap may be used.
My friends older sister had to be rushed to the hospital once because she went tap sitting on one of those big sam adams taps that her boyfriend stole from some bar.
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v. When someone in authority selects a candidate for a position within a company or political office.
1. Barack Obama shoulder tapped Hillary Clinton to be his Secretary of State.
2. When the CFO put in her two week notice, the CEO shoulder tapped a former colleague for the position.
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To attend church/temple/mosque or other religous gatherings.
I always hated waking up early, but it was Sunday and I had to tap that mass.
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tap: when a woman breastfeeds from her boobs rather than a bottle.
my baby drinks from the tap mostly because pumping is a lot of work.
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When a man slaps his penis on the forehead of the person who is tea bagging tea bagthem
I gave the missus a tip tap whilst she was tea bagging me last night
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The act of having phone sex with someone. While the actual sex act would be considered "tapping that ass," oral intercourse constitutes of "phone tapping" that ass.
"So how's it going with that chick you've been sexing over the phone?"
"Oh, I was totally phone tapping that ass last night. We were having phone sex for at least two hours!"
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Scateboarding Move:
1) Ollie out of a transition or a lip or even off the ground if you got enough hops.
2) Grab the board and pull it away from your feet.
3) Slam the board into your nuts...well you don't have to slam it.
4) Pull the board back and put it under your feet.
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