Server Tax

The moral obligation or propensity of servers to redistribute a large portion of their income to other servers through excessive tipping.

Friend: "Wow, why did you tip him so much?!"
Server: "It's my moral obligation as a server - my server tax. It will come back around."

pretty tax

MC made it up

That girl has the pretty tax for sure

friendly cheese tax

when the cheese man comes to your house and nicely asks you for cheese (good ending)

the cheese man is coming to get our Friendly cheese tax!

taste tax

when someone who decided not to order anything at fast food (typically french fries) takes some of your food

Bro 1: Bro lemme get some of your french fries
Bro 2: Bro stop violating my rights with your taste tax

Skibidi gyatt fanum tax sigma

Stupid gen alpha slang that is mostly said by 3-12 year olds. If you say these please touch grass.

"I'M SO SKIBIDI GYATT FANUM TAX SIGMA!"

"Shut up.."

Yoshi commits tax fraud

A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.

Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore

Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S

Crazy tax

When your girl is crazy and you have to drop money on bullshit that’s not needed.

You got 1 page of a book wet she just got, so now it’s obviously ruined, so you need to buy a new 50$ cook book. That is a crazy tax.