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The most prettiest girl in the world! She's so amazing, nice, and just damn gorgeous!
Lauren Taylor is the prettiest girl in the world! Her hair is perfect!
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a hilarious movie about 3high schools that are being tormented by a psycotic bully, who, after they almost get run down with the bullys car, decide to hire a bodyguard, but what they dont know, is that hes actually just a homeless guy thats doing it so he can steal there stuff and move to canada.
"remember, what does the army say, have it your way." "I think that was burger king" "well where do you think they got it from?"
"I made so many friends today i cnt even count" (lie) "thats great honey" "YE-AH!" (chugs milk, starts crying)
"my names private Drillbit Taylor, US army ranger, black ops oprative."
"I got dischargedfor unathorized heroism, they say an army of 1, but i guess they mean the whole army working as one, but thats not the way i took it..."
Drillbit frequently goes oo rah!, even though thats the marines and not the army.
(gangster bodyguard) "why do you assume i like hip-hop? Because im dressed this way? i like country!"
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A sexy mother fucker who cant smell but doesnt care cause he gets many bitchs on his D all dayy erry day. He is a pro football playa and can throw like a mix of jesus and Fergie. This nigga right here can spit raps faster then anyman and is loved by everyone. how i wish i was him.
" That guy is no Taylor Robertson "
or
' Taylor Robertson = sex'
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1. A "singer", who was first seen on the MTV show "My Super Sweet 16". In this episode, she invited a whole bunch of people in Harlem and all that crazy shit. Since then, she's been signed to Interscope Records and made a single called "Google Me", which showcases crappy graphics, and Teyana giving little boys and girls ice cream.
2. A word to describe any conceited, Black American Princess who has never stepped foot into a real hood.
3. A perfect example of what Oprah would look like in her late-teens, if she had bicycles, money, and hair grease.
Teyana Taylor: I'm the TEEN PRESIDENT!11!1!!!one
"YO! Teyana's party was awesome! Look at the bike she got for her birthday. A BIKE!!11!one"
"Wow, her party must have been great, it was the talk of Harlem! Too bad I couldn't see it. I wasn't invited! I was the one who gave her my pencil in Geography class!"
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Hilary Duff as a country singer.
Taylor Swift sings like Hilary Duff, she acts like Hilary Duff...but she just adds and banjo and a fiddle and that makes her on the country station.
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A fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine seventeen year old born in 1992. He is known for his 8-pack his amazing tan.
"Look at that Taylor Lautner over there! PHEW!"
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Former president of the United States
"We have James Taylor here to sing for you."
"Wow... Former president James Taylor..."
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