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When someone named Nathan says "test me" to a situation when they are feeling beaten, overpowered, or insecure of themselves and need a way to try to get back in a defensive way, that doesn't work.
You: "Well you are ugly"
Nathan: "Test Me"
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The term used when a clueless 'web development shop' cannot admit they have no idea and just make it up. An alternative to the industry standard term of 'doing it wrong'.
Server Error in '/' Application.
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The site is being regulary updated as it is being hot tested at present so sometimes you will get that message.
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In order to get knuckle deep Dipstick test is a must
Gave the sconka the dipstick test and gaged,sent her for a plastic magnet finder
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1. (noun/verb): A test to test if someone has achieved a proper high on marijuana at the request of the smoker or friends, or done by surprise with the intention to scare the shit out of said smoker. The test is usually considered successful when the stoner's heart rate increases, they hold their chest from fright, a man screams like a lil girl, loss of balance, and/or become more startled or panic because of their high.
Constantly holding out your pet snake and making hissing sounds like it is a cobra is considered a cruel unnerving but hilarious timeless high test, as the stoner would most likely like Scooter the boa if they were not so fucked up at the moment.
Jen: Eh, how can I tell if I'm really high?
Fred: I know a high test. Follow my hands. You're going down a hallway.
You turn
right...
You turn
left...
right...
left...
BRICKWALL!!!
Jen: AHHHH! I was so startled I fell out of my chair.
Fred: LMAO! YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS! LOLOL1337
Jen: I think I just peed my pants; I'm definitely high.
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The one gym test that everyone hates. The overweight gym teacher slides in the CD, and you hear the dreaded words;
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling them to stfu
"Oh, hey, we're having the fitnessgram pacer test!"
*has war flashbacks*
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A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?
Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!
A test where you run back in forth getting faster and faster in an overly lighted gym that makes you want to faint, die, puke, and kill yourself.
The fitnessgram pacer test should be illegal everywhere.
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