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freckle puss

usually a ginger, or a fire crotch, if you dont like them..its the perfect thing to say on the weekends..or any day for that matter.
generally really ugly, freckly and red.

-"yo did you see Cayla today?"
-"nah son shes fuckin freckle puss"
-"yeah dudee"

by bobby millerr May 11, 2009


puss-lack

The natural state of vaginal equilibrium is ravagly to-up, unclean, uncared for, to the point of it not actually resembling a piece of trim, but more like the corner of a pit bulls mouth with associated dirt, debre, and whatnot.

Yo, slim-e skip Jr got hood skeezed at the movie theater when he fount out his shorty came up puss-lack.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair April 16, 2016


Cookie-Puss

The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**

Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!

by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021


crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 15, 2021


Pussed

Having been claimed by a sleepy cat as its bed, and unable to get up without risking a brutal savaging.

Honey, can you grab me a beer? I can't get up; I've been pussed.

by IAmRampantSprouts May 22, 2015


Puss winks

Usually someone with a sore face

Puss winks Andy is complaining of a sore face while Walter complains about everything

by Lynnemasters February 13, 2019


Crusty puss

When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy

Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke

by Nut_sockkcos_tuN April 24, 2020