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my favorite author in the entire world -- not one of his books will fail to make you laugh, and the funniest of the lot is "Me Talk Pretty One Day"
if you haven't read his stuff, you have to.
Other works include:
barrel fever
holidays on ice
naked
dress your family is corduroy and denim
"i read 'Me Talk Pretty One Day' yesterday!"
"Oh, was it good?"
"I almost wet myself"
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Superstar of History Channels Ancient Aliens, known best for his boisterous personality and rugged good looks, Childress is often described as the Real Life Indiana Jones. An icon in the field of Ancient Astronaut theory, his knack for adventure combined with his "Brando-esque" looks has garnered him legions of female fans and man-minions throughout the planet.
"I noticed Giorgio Tsoukalos wasn't at the Emmys last night, although The Colossal David Childress made the best dressed list"
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1. The Worst NBA Commissioner of All-time
2. Outlived lived his stay and made December 8th 2011 one of the worst days for the NBA.
3. How he thinks of himself was brilliantly shown in SNL:
"You don't talk to me like that! I'm David Stern! I make the rules here! You don't get to pick your team, I do! I'm the commissioner of the NBA! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!"
4. Bill Simmons said regarding the recent veto of the CP3 trade:
"Just know that I'm a die-hard Celtics fan and die-hard Lakers hater … and even I am appalled. I hope Chris Paul sues. I hope the Rockets sue. I hope the Lakers sue. I hope Dell Demps resigns and makes a sex tape with a stripper wearing a David Stern Halloween mask."
NBA fan #1: Yesterday may have been the worst day in the history of the United States
NBA fan #2: Even worse than November 4th 2008
NBA fan #1: Hell ya, he vetoed CP3 trade David Stern fucked everyone in the NBA
NBA fan #2: Fuck him he hates America
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Frontman of the band Disturbed
The albums:
The Sickness
Believe
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the act of defecating into a tube sock, and slinging it around, releasing it in the direction of a large person, as in the biblical story of David and Goliath. If properly executed, the dump-filled sock will splatter on said large person.
"My little brother totally tried to Dirty David my dad when he took his phone away last night!"
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David Platt is a character in the long running BRITISH soap opera “coronation street”. He is a straight male. He went on a night out with his best male friend who slipped him some GHB. Josh ended up having a bit of bum fun with David while he was unconscious. David didn’t like the fact he had been violated up the old chocolate star. The act is now to be known as David Platted
Chris - I went out last weekend for a few drinks with my mate. I can’t remember much of the night but woke up in the morning with a fuzzy head and a sore arse.
Lee - sounds like you have been David Platted by your best mate!!!!