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During the month of October, you CAN NOT look at or read a Oxford-English-Dictionary.
Remember, it is No Oxford-English-Dictionary October, dont read it!
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The act of contorting one's long skinny, male member into the shape of a bowtie in many twists and knots until it is throbbing.
Yo dog she funna give me a Throbbing English Bowtie
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When u poop
Damn English Class is now REAL up in this porta john
SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!
Guy 1: Some random person speaking Hindi.
Guy 2: OH FUCK. WE NEED TO SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH YOU BE GONE THOT!
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English language skills acquired by residents of a non-english speaking country which is quite distinct and intended to cater to call center clients, mainly in North America.Training is normally provided by the call center employing people with basic english skills, where they learn to speak with an 'American' accent, applying minimal focus on grammar.People subjected to CCE are typically in countries like Pakistan and India and are easily seperated from those of us who don't need to force our linguistic skills to communicate.
Too many damn radio jockeys on Radio FM89 talk with a fake accent these days! They are victims of Call Center English (CCE) training.
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When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.
Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)
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What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American. The question is pretty much how Americans traveling abroad greet the locals.
Saying "Do you speak English?" can either get you around or get you kidnapped, tortured, killed and having your family discover your fate on CNN anywhere around the world. Asking the question is ok in a place where you see a McDonald's. It is not ok and you should avoid places where electricity and potable water are a luxury to ask the question.
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