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When blessing your poor worthless ass with oral sex, your lady-friend stops mid slurp, smears almond butter on your helmet, sticks 6 raisins to the tip, and proceeds to remove them by flicking her tongue out at the raisins while muttering "Ribit! Ribit!" in her best Kermit the Frog voice.
Teresa and Janet went Hog-Frogging last night after their weekly trip to the Hooters all you can drink wing buffet; by the end of the night they had consumed 14 boxes of raisins.
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When you have sexual intercourse with a girl who has a double French braid and you grab each braid like handle bars and pretend to ride a Harley motorcycle.
Iona had the double French braid yesterday so you know I was hog riding her all night
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A boss hog is what one calls a very obese woman that bosses around her wimpy pussy whipped boy friend. The woman should be at least over 200 pounds.
Hey Morton wanna play poker tonight? No I don't think I can go tonight. Oh boss hog said no again. No shut up! No you shut up!
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a large quantity of bacon, usually served in a bowl, basket or bucket
When extremely hungry i suggest a bowl of hog jowl
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The art of popping a wheelie before or while splattering a enemy player on Halo(1,2,3) as too seem as if the warthog is consuming the player with it's tow hooks.
While I was gunning my driver decided it was time too feed the hog and got the splatter.
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The down right destruction of competition by the offensive line in a football game. This is performed by the rather large lineman playing for the team leading to complete and total domination of the game.
That teams hog swag destroyed the other team
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