Snow Moose

A Swedish person. Typically one that drives ratty Volvo's

Alice, you're such a damned Snow Moose

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moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

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Moose Pot

A large, cavernous anus. Especially dark and muddy.

My ex-roommate had so much anal sex, that only the penis of a large black man could fill her giant moose pot.

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The Moose Preserve

The Moose Preserve is the best sports bar in Michigan surrounded by the extremely affluent communities of Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham. Don't let the wealth and prestige of the area fool you; the "Moose" still has the care-free, bar-and-grill feel, and has bumper stickers available that say "We Eat Our Roadkill." The Moose is a great place to go after winning a football game or maybe to watch a football game on the multiple big screens all over the restaurant. The staff and manager are extremely welcoming and relaxed and tolerant of all you drunk idiots who love food and a great game of pool.

Jeff: hey wanna get the guys and go to The Moose Preserve and watch the game?

Mark: yeah man that sounds great. Let's get the camp nacho and buffalo wings!

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Frothy Moose

Canadian sexual slang for a combination anal cream pie followed by feltching

Dude I blew my load in her butt and it ended up as a frothy moose.

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Moose Kunckle

When you wear your thong backwards

uMmMm, Moose knuckle is like a camle toe but different.

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Moose Tongue

The sexual act of licking chocolate cake out of someones anus...

or

The act of fucking someone up the anus who has had chocolate cake shoved up there anus...

i.e.

last night he realy 'Moose Tongued' me...
I sucked his penis after...
it tasted great...

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