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When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other
Want to go with me and John to the bathroom to Lamp Stroke?
Standing by a fire where the smoke blows in your direction and your eyes sting. And the smell of your clothes the next morning!
I was sitting by a fire and got smoke stroke
When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.
Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.
Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.
Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.
Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.
when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.
"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"
When a device quits working or starts glitching out for no apparent reason.
"Do you want to play some Dark Souls?"
"I can't man, my PS4 is having an Electronic Stroke."