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After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.
Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.
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One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.
Wes Hevener is sucks a Satchel Bat! Why does he have to be suck a dickhead all the time?
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1) Something very crazy or wacky. Usually a noun, such as a person. A space bat is so whacked out you might think they are in space. That combined with being crazy (or 'batty') is significant and worthy of having its own word. Hence Space Bat.
2) A bat found in space. Space Bat's have an armoured body and can fire energy weapons from their faces. These types should be avoided at all costs as they are very scary and almost impossible to destroy with any weapons.
1) Damn, Jimmy really is a Space Bat. Did you see that crazy stuff he did last night after drinking all that Absinth?
2) Captain we are being attacked by a flock of space bats. They are firing energy weapons from their faces and we can't seem to penetrate their body armour with our weapons.
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Before you get to first base sexually. Includes (but is not limited to):
- kissing (with no tongue involved)
- Fondling with all clothes on (clothes must be between you and the fondler)
Guy 1: Dude, you still haven't made out with anyone? You have virgin lips?
Guy 2 (defensively): Hey, I've been Up-to-Bat!
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at the end of the 1960s live-action (adam-west) batman tv show, an announcer would tease the forthcoming episode (that resolved any cliffhangars) with the comment: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK. SAME BAT-TIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL. nowadays it is used to affectionately tell someone that you will see them soon, particularly at a regular-time/place.
cant wait to see you for sci-fi-friday. same bat-time, same bat-channel.
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Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.
look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.
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Taking a nap while hanging upside down naked and pooping on your own face.
While hanging from the jungle-jim I took a bat nap.
Instead of doing pull-ups I took a bat nap from the bar.
I feel utterly refreshed after a nice long bat nap.
I didn't have time to take a shower after my bat nap so I just went straight to the office.
After taking a bat nap at my friends house I blamed it on the dog.
Bat Naps are all the rage in Canada.
Celine Dion takes a bat nap before performing every night.
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