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Commiting toaster bath

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam

Bru he really commiting toaster bath

by Nachos_with_cheese November 11, 2018

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philadelphia bubble bath

The act of pooping into a bathtub filled with hot water, stripping down, and diving in. Usually done for sexual pleasure. Can be done with another person.

Person 1: Dude, you smell like shit today. So does Sarah
Person 2: Yeah man me and Sarah tried out this thing called a Philadelphia Bubble Bath
Person 1: Well whatever that was, you stink

by *Breathes In* China March 23, 2017

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two dogs in a bath

a term used when attempting to place both balls into another's mouth and failing

It's just like two dogs in a bath, one is always trying to get out

by postmyk January 29, 2004

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Bath, UK

Crappy tourist city in the UK full of old rich arrogant British people. Also used to be some old Roman city and famous for the Roman baths. Nick cage also resides in Bath though his lack of money means he will probably move soon.

I am a student at the University of Bath in Bath, UK.

by fattymcfat69 October 16, 2010

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Keepin' the Dog in the Bath

The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.

"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"

"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."

by Jaminsky March 30, 2005

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Austrian Cheese Bath

The Austrian Cheese Bath is a sneaky, lewd act pulled by room mates and general douche-bags.
One will remove the cap from another's body wash container, and ejaculate inside of it, where it shall lay unnoticed until the unsuspecting victim showers next.

If placed inside a shampoo bottle, (head and shoulders works best) it is known as Austrian Hair Gel

A particularly hairy man may experience yogurt flakes when engaging in an Austrian Cheese Bath.

"Hey kevin, did you have a good Austrian Cheese Bath?"
"What?"
"I came in your body wash, you bathed in my spunk!"
"Youre a fuckin douche!"
"I know! Lets go make ravioli..."

by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010

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Scandinavian Coffee Bath

The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.

Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?

Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 11, 2017

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