lane change no blinker

while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.

while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.

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Amish oil change

When a man drains a horses baby sack of its white Nutella, and proceeds to fill it back up with oil (his baby batter) from behind.

Joseph - "Yo, I think that Bartholomew the horse due for an Amish oil change. Will you go do it Moses?"

Moses - "fine, if you insist, but ruth already drained him once today"

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sex change victim

1. A person of either gender who, having undergone a sex-change, still looks obviously like their previous sex but believes this is not apparent.

2. A person who undergoes a sex-change procedure and later decides that it was all a big misunderstanding

1. A woman with a very full beard and an adam's apple
Note: deliberate sex change victims are to be praised

2. A psychologist persuades Jon that the reason for his insomnia is all down to the hidden female inside him

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change the oil in the rain

n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.

v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.

Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.

Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?

Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.

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Connie Chang

AKA Cadorkaporka. She moos and tends to make people pee shy. Lastly, she drives a sexy volvo tank!

A horrible boyfriend who NEVER walks you to class or opens the door for you.

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Ching Chang Chong

Another name used for the game 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. Commonly used in the UK.

"Hey do you want to play Ching Chang Chong?"

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Pleasant Change of Weather

1. A purchase of cocaine. Also can be used as to signify the use of cocaine among friends in a social gathering.

Fuckin A, I pawned my brother's nice watch to get a Pleasant change of weather. He's gonna shit when finds out. But fuck him, what do I give a fuck?

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