eat poop

when your shit gives you a hug by sticking to the toilet seat. which means when you flush the toilet the shit just stays on the side of the toilet seat.

poop: eat poop
guy who's sitting in the toilet: oh no, fuck, there's shit stuck on the side of the toilet
poop: now you have to use bleach for me to fuck off and go down the pipe.

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eat out

to kiss, suck, lick a girls vagina

isabell invited her boyfriend over so he could eat out her vajayjay.

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eating pickles

an excuse to hang out with some one and eventually make out with them

I asked her to hang out and she asked what we'd be doing, I didn't want her to know my intentions so I replied, "Eating pickles."

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Eating Soup

Where one picks up a spoon and pours hot liquid into one's mouth. Then swallows and digests.

Brittany Litany: "Mom, I love eating soup."

Mom: "That's good."

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eat me

if you say someone would eat you it means that you highly like that person, and that if they were a cannibal i would let them eat me.

i would let dylan o'brien eat me.

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Eat the Bean

While having anal sex, the guy pulls his dick out of his partners ass to find a piece of poop on it. Upon finding the poop, he makes his partner eat it off the end of his dick.

Angela sure like to Eat the Bean after I finish fucking her in the ass.

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Eating Ravioli

The term Eating Ravioli was coined by the great IamRob or Freakafari. It is the process of eating a girl out when she is on her period and munching on the blood clots.

Sometimes when we are both drunk, we enjoying eating ravioli.

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