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A vagina that is very large in size, like a christmas ham.
Yo dude, right before i fucked her, i saw her hairy ham twat.
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A vagina with the inner flaps (labia) hanging out, often looks like there is ham hanging from the fanny.
Ewwww look at that girls hangin' ham
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To take an exeptionally large and smelly dump.
Did someone drop a ham in here, I can't hardly breathe.
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sex; sometimes specifically anal sex
"They sell Tennessee ham, and strawberry jam...." - Dixie Chicks
"Gimme some of that Tennessee ham!" - horny guy
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To wrap ham (specifically sliced ham) around a person's penis and give them a hand job. Afterwards, the giver takes the ham and eats it.
"Now, you wanna give me a ham job!"
"I think I'm going to ask Bill to give me a ham job"
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Slang term for a woman's vagina.
I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.
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1. Girl whose face looks like she really really REALLY wants some ham in any shape or form, preferably liquified to save chewing time.
2. Girl whose face looks like it has been rubbed with a soggy piece of ham.
Danny: Man did you see her face? Looks like she wants a bucket of ham.
Robert: Yeah man if it didn't look like she rubbed a slice of ham on her face already I'd give her some sandwich.
Danny: God, what a ham face.
Robert: For real.
Goodloe: WAKKA WAKKA!
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